Scientists at Tesla have been working on a revolutionary idea to harness the power of methamphetamine induced fidgeting by creating the Tesla Self-Sustaining Super Spinner.
If a subject is tweaked out on crystal and spins the new TSSS (Tesla Self-Sustaining Super Spinner) for 2 days straight, the electromagnets inside will harness the energy and save it to a battery that can power 34 homes for an entire week.
It is widely hypothesized in the science community that in the year 2050 that there will only be two types of jobs, AI Programming, and meth induced fidget spinning. To make sure your children are prepared for the future workforce you need to purchase a fidget spinner today so they can get started training for their lucrative career of smoking crank and spin'n fo' energy.
Here are some recommended practice spinners:
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