Fast Fidget Fact #1

100% of people on Earth make BMs and 97% of Millennials own fidget spinners. My scientific hypothesis is that all Millennials do something called "Spin'n While Poop'n." The results of my personal study is a shockingly high percentage of fecal matter on fidget spinners, especially from spinners owned by people between the ages of 2-36.

Common sense would be to wash your hands thoroughly after each poop and after each spin but I personally recommend purchasing a new fidget spinner every 48 hours if you care about your health and if you plan to be sanitary for the ones you love.