The 2017 Fidget Spinner World Championships were held today in Richmond Virginia at Jacob Eastman's mom's basement.
The first heat was intense with Scotty Scheidenberger, the Vegas odds on favorite, taking an early lead with his patented counter-clockwise spin flick.
In the end it was all about up-and-comer 32 year old Martin McCormick who despite a vicious asthma attack in the 3rd round was able to overcome his fear of being touched and spun his way to victory.
His secret? Shaving his index finger and lube. With such an unexpected upset, it has spun the Fidget Spinning world community into a frenzy
The 2017 Fidget World Championships concluded with Jacob Eastman's mom bringing down a tray of Little Smokies wrapped in bacon.The basement was promptly aired out and emptied so Jacob's step-dad could practice sweet karate moves in peace.
See you next year at the 2018 Fidget Spinner World Championships!
Here are some of top quality Fidget Spinners Martin McCormick used to win the coveted title of best spinner in the world:
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